“Sarcasm: Just one of the many services I offer”

ᴡᴇ ᴅᴏ ꜱᴜʙꜱᴛɪᴛᴜᴛᴇ ᴏᴜᴛ ꜱʜɪʀᴛꜱ ᴀꜱ ɴᴇᴇᴅᴇᴅ ᴅᴜᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴀᴠᴀɪʟᴀʙɪʟɪᴛʏ. ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴇxᴀᴄᴛ ᴍᴇᴀꜱᴜʀᴇᴍᴇɴᴛꜱ, ᴘʟᴇᴀꜱᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴀᴄᴛ ᴜꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ᴡᴇ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʙᴇ ɢʟᴀᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇᴀꜱᴜʀᴇ ꜰᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜ ɪꜰ ᴡᴇ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ɪᴛ ɪɴ ʜᴀɴᴅ ᴏʀ ᴛᴏ ʟᴇᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴇᴀꜱᴜʀᴇᴍᴇɴᴛꜱ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ʙʀᴀɴᴅ ᴏꜰ ꜱʜɪʀᴛ ᴡᴇ ᴡɪʟʟ ʙᴇ ᴜꜱɪɴɢ.